New shit has come to light.
Ron Kuby went to KU.
You’ll remember Ron’s reference, of course, from the police station in Malibu.
And it’s true that he’s a Jayhawk. He attended in the mid-70s. Studied cultural anthropolgy and history.
Occupied Strong Hall and other various administration buildings.
Reportedly smoked a lot of Thai sticks.
All of that, along with conclusive photo evidence, is adding up to suggest that it was Ron’s load, and not Bill Kuntzler’s as so many had speculated, that fertilized the egg that would become Rusty Gundrum.
Is he really Rusty’s father? Well, dude, we just don’t know. But you tell me.
The real Ron Kuby. A KU grad. And Rusty’s father.
Rusty says that ain’t his old man. But you’d have to be a real reactionary to fall for that line of bullshit. Rusty’s eye for talent and truth has faded, I’m afraid. Faded real bad.
He was caught on wire in mid-February talking a whole lot of incriminating nonsense about Self being on the verge of leaving KU, with innuendos that maybe it was time.
The kind of shit that ain’t gonna impress daddy Ron any.
The kind of shit we never would have heard from Rusty before he was hit by the car, with his brains left scrambled.
Rusty was so gifted. But ultimately, it’s this kind of idiocy (his Kuby bloodlines notwithstanding) that’s prevented him from winning a single title. Only the other Ron, a league charter member, has been searching longer. The River Forest clown show continues.
Even Likens has a banner* now.
Let that sink in.
Without the use of Ron Kuby’s lineage, here are the ones who went out and achieved anyway:
2003 Jon Heinz
2004 Matt Cullen
2005 Matt Cullen
2006 Dan McClure
2007 Dan McClure
2008 Kevin C. Wilson
2009 Trevor Schmidt
2010 Dan McClure
2011 Brennan Hitpas
2012 Kevin C. Wilson
2013 Kevin C. Wilson
2014 Brennan Hitpas
2015 Matt Cullen
2016 Joe Fernandez
2017 Trevor Schmidt
2018 Jon Heinz
2019 Kevin C. Wilson
2021 Dan McClure
2022 Marc Sheforgen
2023 Kevin C. Wilson
2024 Brad Likens*
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Likens was the first to submit his bracket this year. Though you’d have to be a complete asshole to think he’s learned his lesson, or any lesson.
You don’t draw shit in this town, Brad.
Regards,
Commissioner Sheforgen
