“Don’t worry about the mules, just load the wagon.” – Bill Self, Sr.
Cullen and I are en route to Vegas. First and second rounds. Unabashed. Unbuckled. Undaunted. Eyeball to eyeball.
Worried about us?
Don’t be.
Nevermind the mules.
Plow ahead. Charge hard. And don’t let anybody – not nobody! – keep you from your war room dreams. Lest we forget, the high holidays are upon us.
Spoiler Alert!
Gonzaga falls early. Eye test results came back as “flaccid and Hanz-like.”
Gonzaga falls early. Eye test results came back as “flaccid and Hanz-like.”
Texas Tech also finds themselves on notice after test results revealed traces of “lesbian and Likens.”
Rent’s going up another $5 as we work closer to our stated goal of a $1,000,000 winner-take-all payout. It happens every seventh year. Message me individually with any objections or hardship cases. Your identity will be protected. Last time the issue was raised, we had only one nay vote, cast privately (Likens).
That brings us to $35 per and a jackpot of $455.
A little hurried this year, but the deadline remains Thursday morning pre-tip, pendejo. We will cut off your johnson.
Please join me in prayer as we recognize those who can stroke it from deep:
2003 Jon Heinz
2004 Matt Cullen
2005 Matt Cullen
2006 Dan McClure
2007 Dan McClure
2008 Kevin C. Wilson
2009 Trevor Schmidt
2010 Dan McClure
2011 Brennan Hitpas
2012 Kevin C. Wilson
2013 Kevin C. Wilson
2014 Brennan Hitpas
2015 Matt Cullen
2016 Joe Fernandez
2017 Trevor Schmidt
2018 Jon Heinz
2019 Kevin C. Wilson
2020 The Chinaman
2021 Dan McClure
2022 ???????????
Searching the longest, like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie, are charter members Ryan Dardis and yours truly. Never a night’s rest as we look for answers.
Send it in with password 1609.
Best,
Commissioner Sheforgen
