JH

Charter member JH (B.A. Communication Studies) traipsed through the Campanile in 1999 unaware that he would soon find himself mixed up in the high stakes game of world diplomacy and international intrigue. His journey from wire-framed, mullet-clad teen to wire-framed, chain-smoking college student to “swol,” non-smoking, young adult and back to wire-framed, chain-smoking, mature (ma-tour) adult is well documented (see exhibits a, b, c, d). While his calm assertive rapport with his youngsters, Addie and Millie, is impressive, JH still finds cause to argue with his friends on a daily basis about seemingly benign topics. His approach and tactics are not always appreciated by those close to him. In short, he’s not always wrong, he’s just an asshole… for JH doesn’t rain on your parade, he urinates on it.

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

Exhibit D